Why is it that dwellers only argue on Saturday mornings? Why is it that the only morning most people get to sleep in, I get to hear things like a chainsaw at 8:06am and then not the rest of the day? Can anyone answer these questions?
Oh yah, I can answer the above questions myself now that I've thought about it. "That's apartment living". IF I complained to my "Resident Office" that is what I would be told. However, I've had my "Resident Office" call me (at work) to tell me that my dog is barking. Huh? I live in a "dog friendly" community. Or, that is what they call it. Pull out that nice long list of "dog rules". Dogs are not allowed to "relieve themselves" on the property. Which is probably the "rule" that I felt was most ridiculous. What is the modern obsession with dog shit? Face it, none of us like to step in it, but honestly, get over it and wipe your foot off. What kind of babies is society made of, anyway? But of course, being the "responsible neighbor" that I am, I follow behind my dog with my little UN-biodegradable plastic bag to pick up my dog's shit. Talk about foolishness.
I've placed, what I consider, legitimate complaints to my office. I had this freak that lived downstairs from me that played video games. Hey, I don't care if the guy was playing with himself to be honest, but he was screaming and swearing ALL OF THE TIME! I called, and I called, and I called. I threatened with a letter to the "Corporate Office". That is when I got results. He moved out, which was never my intention. I just wanted the guy to shut up!!
The arguing dwellers are back. He went to three yardsales. He's yelling at her from outside to inside that there was nothing good there. "A bunch of junk". However, he is unloading the car!!
And, it's only 9:05am.....I can hardly wait to see what the rest of my day brings! NOT!!!!